"I knew there were no bagels when I went into the kitchen. What I was looking for was..." A pause. "Some sort of bagel replacement." She looked down at the plate in her hand. "Yes raisin toast, that's all you are. A bagel replacement."
But there was a bagel, actually there were two. Right behind the applesauce.
(The above courtesy of serenechaos)
Common Sense 1. You don't need a guy to have an orgasm. Get a vibrator and use it. 2. Any sexual encounter should be entered into joyfully and without duress. No coercion. 3. Do what you love, and you will find someone who loves the same thing. Don't look for love, beg for love, or suffer for love. Just live. 4. If you have to get drunk to have fun, it's not fun. 5. Giggling and simpering do not make people think you are in college.
Masturbate frequently, make out occasionally, read lots of books, and work on being funny, intelligent, and confident. Concentrating on being a well-rounded girl who knows where she's going and what she wants out of life.